Bruce Lee on the Baby Einstein DVD (Mozart):


"I like this show.  It is not too scary for me.  Scooby Doo is too scary for me.  This is not too scary for me.  Ok Mommy?  Ok?  I can watch this movie because it is not too scary for me."


"OK buddy ... so you want to watch this and you don't want to watch Scooby Doo, right?" 


"Yeah.  I don't like Scooby Doo.  But I like Scooby Doo when it's not too scary.  But (Jackie Chan) watch Scooby Doo and he's bigger so he's not too scared."


"Yeah ... Jackie Chan can watch stuff and it doesn't scare him the way it would scare you.  I get it.  We can just watch this DVD where the music plays and the toys just do their thing and some puppets come out.  It's all very exciting."


"Uh huh.  I like it Mommy.  I like this one.  It's good for me.  Oh ... (laughing) ... look at that!  The puppet sticks his tongue out and says 'blah'.  It's funny Mommy.  Not scary"


"Yes buddy ... very funny.  Very NOT scary.  I'm glad you like it."


"Yeah, I like it.  It's not too scary for me."


"Good."


Two minutes later:


"Um, Mommy, I want to watch something else.  I don't like this movie now."


"Sure, what do you want to watch?"


"Uh ... uh ... uh ... Scooby Doo!!!!"